Tuesday 3 November 2009

12 Monkeys and Swine flu: Warning shot

Recently, a 'second service' medicine caused fury in Germany, furious, countries chairman of the Drug Commission of the Medical Association called the whole 12 Monkeys swine flu business for what it is. It is scandal he said to Spiegel, 'the health authorities have fallen for a campaign from the pharmaceutical companies, who simply want to earn money with an alleged threat'.

On the others side of the pond and around the same time, a group of conspiracy theorists (medical workers, if you must) took legal action to prevent inoculation program in
New York City. In their usual outlandish manner, concpiracistas claimed that "the FDA did not do the proper testing to show safety and efficacy of this vaccine'. AFP report shows that suit was brought on behalf of group of conspiracy nuts, evil succubus's and other mental individuals.

Earlier, non other than Tamiflu developer disclosed the size of his tin foil hat alleging that mutation of the virus may be unnatural, earning the response of WHO, who stated it will look into claim. It did not, but who cares, after all WHO has other worries, since the multitude of international bodies stood up to prevent the extortion and fraud, considering more than solid grounds of lawsuit brought by 'queen of insanity' Jane Bürgermeister, Austrian journalist that 'filed criminal charges in Austria against Baxter and Avir Green Hills Biotechnology for producing and distributing contaminated bird flu vaccine material this winter, alleging that this was a deliberate act to cause a pandemic, and also to profit from that pandemic.'


Now that you know a bit more about deranged individuals who have nothing better to do but to risk their carriers and lives to disturb your being for your own wellbeing, make sure not to learn anything else about such things as adjuvant which come with vaccines. Be absolutely certain to forget all about history and no matter what you do, don't let the thought about Donald Rumsfeld creep to your mind. As German government showed by ordering enough of the 'medicine' to inoculate the whole country twice, and as other countries who bought 'medicine' that is yet to be approved showed, we need to bow down to these 'known unknown' forces, even if it makes us ill. Please, spare no expanse to enter that line, be sure to buy artificially sweetened soft drink while your at it, and do remember, adjuvant or not, all you're getting is warning shot.

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